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Goat Ship

Maggots crawling around in some poor saps mouth. Corny line after corny line passing off as conversation or surprise. Incoherent plot. Waste of good talent. All this and more are available for your viewing disdain in Ghost Ship. After the movie I mispoke and called the movie "Goat Ship." I got a good laugh out of that, but the truth is "Goat Ship" would have been a much more entertaining film. It's not scary. Sure, it's grotesque at times, but gross does not equal scary in this equation. The biggest fault the movie throws out is the fact that Gabriel Byrne and Julianna Margulies are forced to go through the motions instead of acting. It's sad.

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